February 2012
38 posts
Dear makers of cherry medicine,
most-awkward-moments:
Have you ever tasted a fucking cherry?
Sincerely, the world.
Oh my god so much laughing.
jacquiquilyn:
Artist/sculptor Mark Jenkins has placed public...
did-you-kno:
Source
I did terrible at practice.
gianception:
I’m so mad at myself
I don’t know what happened
wow
When girls overdose on makeup...
most-awkward-moments:
Watchomgitsamira:
lolomg.
REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN HAHA
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….
My mom’s paycheck arrives in 4d days, THIS SHIT WORKKSS
chinese feng shui knows about tumblr ?
OMG I didnt notice until today.I reblogged this and got 10 dollars :D
got to pay for stuff somehow so why not.
forever reblog
haha I got money...
Watchbwuahaha-emilyhoang:
whadupjamieboy:
she’s so cute <3
:’)
Conversation with God :')
Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise u won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did u let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm...
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed).........
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Ok
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad.
Me: I will trust you
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children......
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, declares the Lord. Isaiah 55_8
That awkward moment when you're being silly and...
most-awkward-moments:
January 2012
65 posts
When you and your friend decide to pig-out...
You look at each other like
I'd cook
alvinmalabanan:
jay-alessandro:
I fucking hate guys who ask girls to make them sandwiches, i mean who the fuck do you think you are anyway? There not your fucking slave and you should be grateful if they do anything for you after that. If it was up to me i’d rather cook for my baby then have her slave in the kitchen, cause a happy girl makes my world swirl :3
Real Shit. Those type of guys...
Watchlannnaboo:
laydeeshiinin:
huongeezay:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! OMFG LOOOOOOOOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAAH SHE LOOKS FUCKEN POSSESED AND SHIT. LMAO
“I hate you all” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
